Good news, guys! I’ve been raptured! Heaven has wifi! FUCKING WIFI!

psacredpsalms:

Oh ye of little faith. If you book them, they will come. Calvin didn’t think I would give up the tits

psacredpsalms:

Oh ye of little faith. If you book them, they will come. Calvin didn’t think I would give up the tits

If you don’t use the metric system, you’re a fucking asshole and I hate you.

If you don’t use the metric system, you’re a fucking asshole and I hate you.

MIND FUCK: After reading this comment you will realize that the the brain doesn’t recognize a second “the”…Reblog if you were mind fucked…

(via discodick)

Don’t drink the water, guys!
I SAID DON’T DRINK THE FUCKING WATER!

Don’t drink the water, guys!

I SAID DON’T DRINK THE FUCKING WATER!

Currently watching One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest. I have yet to see a movie where Jack Nicholson didn’t scare the fuck out of me.

Currently watching One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest. I have yet to see a movie where Jack Nicholson didn’t scare the fuck out of me.

I’ll add this to my list of reasons why I fucking hate Jason Mraz.

'Man Lived with Dinosaurs' Song (NOT by Jason Mraz) (via theTRUTHgroup)

I just acquired a metric fuck-ton of Disney music, and had Colors of the Wind on a loop for 20 minutes while I cried the tears of the earth.

I just acquired a metric fuck-ton of Disney music, and had Colors of the Wind on a loop for 20 minutes while I cried the tears of the earth.